Hey, you. Yeah, YOU! Whaddya doin' here? Cantcha see we're closed? Didntya see the sign we put up over three and a half years ago (....wow)?
Yeah, it's still defunct. You could always go here if ya like Hits-1 bloggin', ya know. You prolly already knew that though. Heck, that's probably how ya got here in the first place! I would know. They tell me this stuff!
Anyway, this is all pointless. I checked the stats for the first time in eons and noticed that almost 300 people came here yesterday. Three hundred! What a waste of time! The website is out of order! This is all pointless. Anyway. Pointless.
Well, on the other hand, I s'pose this is all just a neat archive and stuff at this point. Hey, there's value in that! What if some dude wanted to know what song was ranked #26 in some random week in 2011? What if some people think my old, dumb jokes are worth taking a look back on? And hey, isn't it fun to remember some older music? I haven't heard Usher - Numb in forever. I liked that one! I even put it on a list of things I like!
Okay, that's all. Sorry to disappoint you. Bye bye.
Hits-1 should not have taken Carly Rae Jepsen - Cut to the Feeling out of the rotation. This was bad.
Alright, okay okay, done now. Sorry. So sorry. Have a nice day. Sorry. Bye.
